How (Not) To Guides

These are things not to try at home.

I am a treasure trove of useful information, I swear. But you would never know that from the following posts.

Things not to do at the zoo. Now with pictures of baby elephants! But seriously, skip #11.

So easy, even a toddler could (not) do it!

Also, how to not make dinner in twelve easy steps. (Noodles completely optional. Photo not representative of… anything.)

So, this is probably not the best place to come for craft tutorials. But we do impale stuff. There is that.

The good news is, the vomit DOES wash out. Eventually.

Also known as “how to tell you have a lot of kids.”