fun with instant messaging

Actual conversation between my husband and I, as he is about to leave work.

melissa 5:23 pm
you appear when?

melissa 5:24 pm
or, alternately: you apparate where?

dane 5:24 pm
huh. soon.

melissa 5:24 pm
I will keep the fireplace clear.

dane 5:25 pm
what.

melissa 5:26 pm
for you to apparate.

melissa 5:26 pm
you sure do say “what.” a lot.

dane 5:27 pm
rik

melissa 5:27 pm
… is that like the cat who IMs?
or an acronym… rest… in… knitting?
rest in kicks?

melissa 5:28 pm
rest in kraken?
rest in krakow!

dane 5:30 pm
rik
rik
rik

melissa 5:30 pm
or… autocorrect…?

melissa 5:30 pm
WAIT AM I THE CAT OR ARE YOU?

dane is offline 5:32 pm