ME: Is it weird that our banana likes clean water?
DANE: It is weird that you just said that.
ME: It’s not like there are bananas out there that like dirty water.
DANE: [raises eyebrows inquisitively]
ME: [points]
DANE: It’s always something with the fruit.
Though I guess if there has to be something weird going on in my kitchen, it might as well be the fruit stickers.
ELI: Oooh, nana! [gulp]
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Stuff like this always makes me think of the people who think they’re important sitting in rooms making “advertising” or labeling decisions…makes you wonder if they actually have banana’s in their kitchens….or if they’ve ever bought organinc. And…I keep forgetting to tell you that I think your blog is looking great! Love the buttons and the photo in the header!!
Best job title ever: Banana Marketer! But surely they could lay off the weird stickers.
Bananas don’t last long in our house. Until they do and they’ve lasted so long they’re practically banana juice (water?) and begging to be made into banana bread. I think it’s a well-laid plan implemented by the little people around here who come together to say things (in a whisper) like: “Hey, Mama hasn’t made banana bread in a while. Let’s refuse to eat bananas until they all turn black.”
Ahem. I digress. As usual.
It’s a good plan. I much prefer banana bread to bananas.